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story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
So my friend was talking about how we should have pizza soup. ‘It would just be pizza sauce and cheese, and like… Noodles for the crust’ and it was quiet for a minute and then everyone started laughing but he didnt get it so i said ‘dude thats spaghetti’ and the look on his face was like a freaking incredible mind revelation of the apocalypse
hot topic has reached new levels of trash
hussie will NOT be happy with this.
Hi guys! Remember that huge fucking design contest from April? Well Hot Topic was one of the guest judges, and they got to pick a design to have in their stores. This is completely approved!! So please shut the fuck up and do your research!! Thanks!!!!
i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns